title Phil and Tania's Wedding, Short Hills, New Jersey, USA - 20th August 2011 intro Phil and Tania get married in the grounds of their mega-pad, deep in the leafy suburbs of New Jersey. The Arnewood School massive - Sean, Hamish, Martin and Nosher - make their various ways over for the gig: Martin from Düsseldorf, Sean and Hamish from Heathrow and Nosher from Mallorca. This involved a 5.30am start, and then car to Palma Airport, plane to Gatwick, train to Victoria, tube to Paddington, train to Heathrow, plane to Newark and finally a taxi to the hotel. The gig is just like one of those in a Hollywood production, and it's followed by canapes, one of the most comprehensive mobile bars ever and then some exellent food. After some dancing, and a quick session on a baby grand piano, the minibus hauls us all back to the Hilton Short Hills. All the while the driver is freaking out about cops pulling him over for having passengers drinking from open containers, until someone suggests turning the coach lights out. On the flight over, Nosher's 747 - Virgin flight VS001 - is delayed in to Newark by a raging thunderstorm which is in the process of soaking the pre-wedding dinner guests who are over in Manhattan on a launch somewhere off Battery Park. After an hour in a stack, we're low on fuel so land at Stewart Field in Newbury, Massachussetts to refuel, before Newark opens up again a couple of hours later. The immigration queues are the worst ever - taking over an hour as several flights have all rocked up together, so the total journey time from leaving the villa in Mallorca to pitching up at the hotel is about 24 hours. imag0124 The London Ambulance bike is on standby at Heathrow imgp3933 The ticket barriers at Paddington imgp3934 A Class 332 at Paddington imgp3938 Flash graffiti on the trackside imgp3939 Graffiti on an electrical cabinet imgp3940 More railway graffiti on the way to Heathrow imgp3944 A fuzzy glimpse of Stewart Field imgp3946 The grassy concrete apron at Stewart Field imgp3947 Somebody kicks back on the plane imgp3952 Sean and Hamish in their room imgp3955 Hamish roams around the Short Hills Mall imgp3956 Short Hills Mall - cathedral of consumerism imgp3957 An anonynous Macy's store imgp3958 Sean and Hamish in the bar at Short Hills Hilton imgp3960 Hamish checks his camera imgp3961 Sean's borrowed guitar case has his initials on imgp3964 Our beer stash imgp3966 Sean and Hamish wait for the bus imgp3967 The crowds mill around imgp3972 The bus loads up imgp3974 Some guests get an early beer in imgp3977 On the bus imgp3979 At Phil and Tanya's house imgp3980 Chairs in the garden imgp3982 The guests assemble in the garden imgp3983 Girls wave fans on a hot day imgp3984 The string quartet, with one from Juilliard imgp3990 Phil's mum, Bernice imgp3993 A view from the back imgp3999 Phil and the others wait for the bride's arrival imgp4006 Tanya and Phil imgp4016 The reception kicks off imgp4017 The string quartet has relocated imgp4018 Tania and Phil roam around and mingle imgp4027 More musical action imgp4035 A pile of small boys mess around imgp4039 Out in the marquee imgp4048 Tania and Phil and some guests imgp4054 Hamish imgp4070 Some of Nosher's table imgp4084 The disco glitter ball whirls around imgp4089 Phil and Tania dance imgp4110 Tania busts some moves imgp4129 Inside, a small girl plays a large piano imgp4132 Sean and another guest roam around the kitchen imgp4133 Nosher plays a bit of piano imgp4134 Phil plugs the piano in imgp4136 Berenice and Phil have a dance imgp4142 Hamish takes a photo as the cake is moved about imgp4144 Sean gurns imgp4149 Bernice has a dance as Bob looks on imgp4150 Sean does some more gurning imgp4152 Crazy dancing imgp4172 A couple of guests say goodnight imgp4173 The Rolls-Royce appears imgp4176 Phil and Tania pile in to a vintage Rolls Royce imgp4177 Champagne in the back of the Rolls imgp4185 The guests go nuts whilst waiting for the coach imgp4186 More dancing on the drive imgp4187 Hamish mills about imgp4188 Back in the bus imgp4194 The view from the bus window imgp4198 Hamish mills around back in the hotel bar imgp4200 Behind the bar at the Short Hills Hilton imgp4201 The Short Hills Hilton imgp4202 The hotel's reception imgp4205 Sean, Martin and Hamish chat imgp4206 Martin gives people a lift to Summit station imgp4208 Downtown Summit imgp4212 Nosher in Martin's rented Mustang imgp4214 Sean and Martin on the stairs imgp4215 We arrive for a wedding brunch imgp4224 Lisa and Rob imgp4231 Kai shows off something on his phone imgp4239 Bernice comes over for a chat imgp4241 The derelict Barnes Chevrolet in Orange imgp4243 Intricate brickwork imgp4244 Derelict warehouses in Orange imgp4245 Sergio's second-hand car lot imgp4248 Rusty oil tanks and broken windows