title	A Tram Trip to Port Soller, Mallorca - 18th August 2011
intro	It's a few days in to the Mallorcan holiday, the first few days' photos of which were lost on a broken SD card. Nosher's up in the hills for a few miles of walking from the villa up to the edge of Sóller and on up in to the hills back over to Biniaraix for a beer and a freshly-squeezed orange juice - a trail that had been pioneered by Louise and Noddy a couple of days before. Then it's a group dinner, preceded by the application of fake tattoos. The day after, we get the ex-San Francisco tram to the nearby Port Sóller, which is slightly more touristy, but is equipped with a beach and an expensive yacht marina. Then, there's another evening of food where Nosher rustles up some rich tomato and serrano carbonara pasta for the masses, which is sweaty work in the extremely hot kitchen. There's also the traditional spot of ukulele from Noddy. The next day, Nosher has to head off early for a wedding in the US.
imgp3720	The view of Soller from up in the hills
imgp3721	The only visible lemon-harvesting activity
imgp3722	The road to town
imgp3724	Steps up a hill in Biniaraix
imgp3725	Streamers are up for a festival
imgp3727	Fruit juice sign
imgp3732	The Biniaraix bodega
imgp3734	A Biniaraix back alley
imgp3736	A dried-up river bed
imgp3737	A derelict Rolls Royce near Soller
imgp3741	Noddy applies a tattoo to Harryanna
imgp3753	Jake pokes the pudding
imgp3755	Wayne has a poke at the bread-and-butter pudding
imgp3761	Caro passes some food out
imgp3762	Isobel chops up dessert
imgp3765	The assembled masses around the table
imgp3774	Dinner on the patio
imgp3782	The splinter group hangs out in the square
imgp3785	Sóller's square
imgp3786	Fred's got a fan
imgp3788	We wait for the tram
imgp3790	The tram trundles in to the stop
imgp3795	Evelyn, Louise, Jane and Isobel mill around
imgp3797	The tram trundles off
imgp3799	The view back to Sóller
imgp3800	On the tram
imgp3805	Tenuous links connect the tram carriages
imgp3810	A cheesy Discoteca
imgp3814	Port Sóller main drag
imgp3825	The bay at Port Sóller
imgp3840	A covered boat drifts around
imgp3841	Bright yellow canoes and tourist hotels
imgp3843	Fancy yachts in the harbour
imgp3844	A RIB takes people out somewhere
imgp3845	Evelyn, Fred and Isobel on the beach
imgp3846	Isobel takes Fred for a paddle
imgp3850	Fred tries to leg it in a canoe
imgp3853	Louise on the tram
imgp3857	Louise and Evelyn
imgp3861	Fred's all ennui
imgp3864	Boats and floating bodies in the harbour
imgp3865	Some sort of protest graffiti on a wall
imgp3868	An essential Cruzcampo delivery
imgp3869	Some sort of festival decoration
imgp3873	Fred in a big hat
imgp3875	Fred splashes in the town fountain
imgp3882	The very fancy Santander branch
imgp3889	Chuck comes over to visit
imgp3891	It's another night on the patio
imgp3911	Noddy gets the ukulele out
imgp3912	The mountains of Mallorca
imgp3917	Port Sóller in the distance
imgp3920	The river at Chichester
imgp3921	A stateley home near Gatwick
imgp3922	FlyBe planes at Gatwick Airport
imgp3923	A 747 comes in to land at Gatwick
imgp3925	Trackside graffiti
imgp3928	A train leaves Victoria
imgp3929	More trackside graffiti tags
imgp3932	The Victoria maintenance depot office