title The BSCC Annual Bike Ride, Lenham, Kent - 8th May 2004 intro The pub cycle team decamps for its annual trip away somewhere, which this year is courtesy of Apple and Pippa who sort out a 42-mile route starting in Lenham at the Dog and Bear Hotel - complete with strangely-miserable staff - and going to Smarden, Tenterden, Sissinghurst and back to Smarden, with a return to Lenham via a staggeringly-steep hill that's around seven miles long. The weather was slightly gloomy, but at least it wasn't the torrential rain that persisted for all of the previous night and right up until breakfast. However, the scenery was impressive, the villages were picturesque and the beer was good. dcp_9512 A Lenham butcher, off Church Square dcp_9513 St. Mary's Church, Lenham dcp_9516 Scene-setting around Lenham, in the churchyard dcp_9518 A nice little row of cottages dcp_9519 Lenham restaurants dcp_9521 Our base - the Dog and Bear Hotel dcp_9524 Gov and Wavy dcp_9525 We look out over the market square dcp_9527 We head off to the next-door Red Lion dcp_9528 The Boy Phil scopes a menu out dcp_9531 We play the world's most expensive Stick Game dcp_9533 Sophie from Up North cues up dcp_9536 Sophie and DH dcp_9537 Wavy gets the stick in dcp_9538 Spammy looks up dcp_9540 Nosher in some sort of Beatles jacket dcp_9545 Marc does a sideways v-sign dcp_9546 Alan's got a hot chip dcp_9552 Apple looks perpetually surprised dcp_9553 Marc looks glum dcp_9559 At the bar dcp_9560 Spam and Colin share a joke dcp_9565 The Boy Phil and Gov dcp_9569 Nosher and The Boy Phil dcp_9571 Next morning, we gets the bikes ready dcp_9573 Gov's got a parrot hat on dcp_9575 The Sagas get their bikes sorted dcp_9577 We stop off at the Smarden Bell dcp_9578 Bikes in the car park of the Bell, Smarden dcp_9581 A group photo outside the pub, which is closed dcp_9585 Picturesque houses of Smarden dcp_9586 Looking up to the church dcp_9589 The bikes get going again dcp_9593 Just outside the half-way point at Tenterden dcp_9595 The Boy Phil and Pippa in The Vine, Tenterden dcp_9603 Jill, Spam and Alan dcp_9607 Spammy and Alan in the Vine Inn dcp_9610 Apple checks instructions for the next section dcp_9616 Classic Kentish Oast Houses at Sissinghurst dcp_9619 An old barn at Sissinghurst dcp_9620 DH pokes about in the old barn dcp_9622 A Kent garden in Sissinghurst dcp_9623 A curious octagonal summer house on the river dcp_9625 Dh checks his phone dcp_9626 DH goes a bit off road dcp_9629 Back at the Smarden Bell, which is now open dcp_9633 Jill, Alan and Spam dcp_9635 Bill gets his legs out to show off an insect bite dcp_9636 Gov shows off a scar dcp_9637 DH lights a fag dcp_9638 Pippa and Apple check the property pages dcp_9640 The Boy Phil and Bill read a "newspaper" dcp_9642 A misty Kent view, half way up the "Hill of Death" dcp_9648 Gov pretends to be a traffic rozzer on the M20 dcp_9649 DH ponders the insanity of modern life dcp_9652 Jill, Colin and Pippa at dinner dcp_9655 Marc has a nap on Bill's shoulder dcp_9661 Carolyn and Apple dcp_9663 Wavy does some sort of "Adam and the Ants" thing dcp_9665 Apple's surprised again dcp_9665_01